Y’all. Y’ALL. I am so glad I decided to go through my spam comments folder, because if I hadn’t, I wouldn’t have stumbled across this gem:

No need to click the image if you don’t feel like it. The comment reads:

of courwe like your web sikte however you need to take a look at the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of thm are rife with spelling issues and I in finding it vwry troublesome to tell the truth however I will certainly come again.

Yeah well…my web sikte might have a few spelling errors here and there, but at least I use commas occasionally. And it is most certainly not my fault or my web sikte’s fault that you find it vwry troublesome to tell the truth. That’s between you and your God. It doesn’t have a thing to do with me.