Movie night? you’re thinking. Wha?
My tablet is dead. Well, the charging cable is dead, but it amounts to the same thing until a fresh shipment of micro USB cables arrives in the mail. And speaking of fresh shipments, today I schlepped to the post office to pick up a box of Korean skincare products for review, shipped to me by our #1 bae and my new sponsor Jolse. Normally, I’d be sharing the pictures on Snapchat and Instagram (and probably chatting up a storm about the goods on Google Hangouts or FB Messenger). But I can’t, because tablet dead and I don’t “hang out” on my laptop the way I do on my tablet, because I just don’t. That makes it like work.
On the plus side, for once I watched a movie all the way through and paid attention the whole time! And that’s how Movie Night with Fiddy was born. Tonight I watched Blackhat, a 2015 Michael Mann cyber-thriller starring Chris Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth’s unclothed upper body, and SK-II spokesmodel Tang Wei. Now I want to talk about it. Join me.
(Please note: I am not a movie critic, just a movie watcher with a blog. Please don’t look to me for qualified film commentary.)
Fifty Shades of Snail 